When you snap into a Slim Jim, you shouldn't expect it to taste like filet mignon. As such, when you strap into Edward's house o' neon for 2 Fast 2 Furious (i.e. the Fast and the Furious II), there should be no expectation of the following: 1) plot 2) character development 3) background music that doesn't make you feel like a crazed teeny-bopper on TRL. So despite its numerous and unforgivable flaws, remember that this movie comes exactly as advertised--action-packed and filled with fast cars, cheap women and slamming base.
It all begins with a truckload of taut-bodied youngsters. Screeching to a halt, one of them (butt hanging generously out of her shorts) positions a Road Closed …

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